10 Best Caddy Replies

GOLFER: 'Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.'
CADDY: 'Think you can keep your head down that long?'

GOLFER: 'I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.'
CADDY: 'Try heaven, you've already moved the earth.'

GOLFER: 'Do you think my game is improving?'
CADDY: 'Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.'

GOLFER: 'Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?'
CADDY: 'Eventually.'

GOLFER: 'You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.'
CADDY: 'I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.'

GOLFER: 'Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction.'
CADDY: 'It's not a watch – it's a compass.'

GOLFER: 'How do you like my game?'
CADDY: 'Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.'

GOLFER: 'Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?'
CADDY: 'The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day.'

GOLFER: 'This is the worst course I've ever played on.'
CADDY: 'This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.'

#1 Best Caddy Comment –

GOLFER: 'That can't be my ball, it's too old.'
CADDY: 'It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.'