There we were - bored, frustrated, and half-asleep at an ungodly hour on Saturday morning - when who should appear at the Midwest check-in counter...Uno!!!...the cute little beagle who famously won last year's Westminster dog show.
Uno and his travel companion were returning to his home in Austin after a jaunt to New York to make an appearance in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Uno is part of Midwest Airlines' "Celebrity Pet Program"; an exclusive club that, apparently, entitles him to preferential treatment in the Midwest lounge and a full seat for himself (at full-fare, of course) in the front of the plane.
Uno looked just as tired and grumpy as we were but obligingly posed for a few photos (after his human travel buddy perked up his eyes and fluffed his tail into picture-perfect position). On the plane, we were seated right across the aisle from Uno, who immediately curled up in a ball on his seat and fell asleep (he rarely wakes up before noon, we were told). But when a flight attendant asked for another photo op, Uno was roused out of his slumber and made to pose once again by his handler, who also handles all of Uno's TV appearances.
"Oh, you don't have to wake him up!" the flight attendant said.
"That's okay, he knows it's his job...it's what he does," replied the handler. He took three pictures before finally getting one that he was satisfied with. Uno yawned and went back to sleep.
What a rough life!
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Celebrity Encounter at LGA!!!
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Dallas Thursday Roundup (Thanksgiving Saturday Edition)
This Thursday, the Dallas crowd were joined by the Southern Pines Grinters! We were eleven for dinner, and there was much discussion of the fact that the advertised Turducken was switched at the last minute with a mere Turken, a turkey stuffed with a chicken, stuffed with crawfish jambalaya.
The meal was fantastic, and all were positively stuffed with food. Highlights included Mike's stuffing, Grandma JoAnne's cranberry relish, and Kelly's yams. Hardly any pie was eaten until the next day, when we could all concentrate on Alison's four pies.The football game was won by Team Kelly (Kelly, Mike, and Preston), defeating Team Amy (Amy, Rick, and Chris) by a resounding 28-7. Check this post later for updates including pictures of the titanic gridiron battle.
Rick - having never won a Thanksgiving football game, was thrilled to have given Team Kelly a "challenge" in his team's respectable 7 points.
Ralph - went to see the most recent James Bond movie and strongly recommends against Gazette readers wasting time and money on it. Ralph is happy that his trip is ending on a high note, and enjoyed himself generally.
JoAnne - is thrilled to have gotten to see fine old friends in Savannah and Springfield, as well as Cousin Carol Jo.
Alison - was really happy to be able to take Grandma and Grandpa to Kalachandji's (a vegetarian restaurant at the local Hare Krishna temple) Grandpa especially was skeptical at first, but everyone left having had a good meal and a fine time spent together.
Mike - has finally had the 2009 ad campaign approved at work, and is busy constructing/photographing/laying out ads. Happy to take some time off for the holiday. We very much enjoyed taking some time to have lunch with Ralph and JoAnne, and would like it duly noted that my team positively DESTROYED Rick's team in Thanksgiving football this year, as per usual. It should also be noted that Alison's first foray into pecan pie made me even more confident than usual that I married well.
Wendy - After the build-up and what-if planning, Chris and Amy got electricity on Wednesday and only needed to come by for showers (gas won't be on till Monday) ... Whew. Tomorrow the Granparental Units (GPUs ) leave for Atlanta and Emmy's birthday party I find myself thinking that the visit was far too short - we hope to make plans for a trip to North Carolina soon. The time we all spent together was very enjoyable.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
An Immaculate Home is a Sure Sign Of the Impending Visit of a Female Relative
Yesterday morning the house was totally clean, the final lists of things to do and get were made, all was peaceful and ready for the visit of the Matriarch. I had a very nice lunch out with Alison so as not to mus things up by eating lunch at home as usual - we were ready.
All was well as I headed off to my meeting that evening. When I got in the car at around 6:30 and headed to the store for last minute shopping I got a call from my house, it was Alison.
Ali - Umm Hi Mom, look Dad called and he's going to be late so I'm not going to wait to walk the dogs with him.
WJ - Why will he be late?
Ali - Ya I don't really know, something about a new law, I don't know something - and uuummm have you talked to Chris?
WJ - No , why?
Ali - Not really sure, umummm something about electricity, you probably will hear from him soon uuummm gotta go.
Time to worry! uuummmm means I don't want to tell you and you aren't going to like it when you know so I "gotta go".
The short of this long tale is that Chris and Amy and two dogs had to spend the night in our carefully prepared guest room because the new apartment (which is right in the neighborhood - we are very excited about having them so close) has no electricity or gas. Tonight if necessary they will sleep in the new office. Sometimes the best laid plans are just targets.
Now rather than a clean house we have a redecorated holiday featuring a new pack to run with and more overnight guests than we were originally planning - not to worry there's always room.
The much anticipated visit is still impending -- this is where the adage goes wonky on us -- Rather than an immaculate house, ours has the patina of family ... but, it truly was immaculate, yesterday!
Wishing you all a Happy Thanksgiving with unexpected blessings!
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Administrative Update
Posting to the Gazette by email has been disabled due to the recent rash of spam posts. I don't think this will be a problem since the only people posting via email are spammers. If you want to post to the gazette and you're more comfortable with email than the web form, by all means, email your post to our editor, Ralph, and he will certainly post it for you.
This decision was made unilaterally by Alison, and as such, does not have the editorial force of law, so if you'd rather we enable the email posting again, just leave a comment and we'll figure something out.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Trip to Florida
Norman and I visited Doris in Coconut Creek last week, then drove a short way and spent the weekend with friends, Michael and Kathy Weiss at their amazing home in Port St. Lucie. One of the highlights of their stay was witnessing the shuttle launch from the elegant terrace at Tesaro (their resort-like Golf Club). We were about 2 miles from Cape Canaveral and the view was amazing.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Kansas Update
If there haven't been as many posts from Kansas City lately, it's because there hasn't been much exciting news to report. Anne and Justin have been working, raking leaves, watching the Chiefs lose, and recovering from some nasty head colds.
We are both looking forward to a visit from Grandma and Grandpa on Sunday, as they make the trek down to Texas! We just hope they don't mind the affections of two attention-needy dogs - rest assured, wine and gin will be provided to help cope with the menagerie!
Next week, we are headed to New Canaan for Thanksgiving with dad and sisters - the first time I think all of us have been in the same house for a while! Justin is hoping wine and gin will be provided to help cope with all the girls.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Who's Spider Is That??
Alright guys, this is hilarious. I know how we feel about links and forwards but this really will make your day (and give you a great idea on how to handle pestering customer service people!!)
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/good_idea_man_submits_drawing.php
Make sure you scroll alllll the way down to read the full conversation!!!
Monday, November 17, 2008
Dilbeck Cottage - Thanksgiving Menu
* Turducken is a dish consisting of a partially de-boned turkey stuffed with a de-boned duck, which itself is stuffed with a small de-boned chicken. The thoracic cavity of the chicken and the rest of the gaps are filled with, at the very least, a highly seasoned breadcrumb mixture or sausage meat, although some versions have a different stuffing for each bird.
The result is a relatively solid, albeit layered, piece of poultry, suitable for cooking by braising, roasting, grilling, or barbecuing. We will be roasting ours.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Welcome to the neighborhood!
Dallas Thursday Roundup
On the Menu:
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
3 Clubs and a Quiche
The National Golf Club's WGA had their final event of the season. On a cold November morning they asked only nine holes from us. The catch was, we could use only three clubs from our bag. So, which clubs would you choose? The power club? No, you can't play it (easily) in the fairway. The putter, or can one putt with a low iron? The wedge (how else to get out of the sand?) Well, after much deliberation, I chose my rescue 4 hybrid, my 9 iron, and my putter. Interestingly, all four in my group shot almost exactly what they normally shoot, and in record breaking time! Afterward we had quiche in the clubhouse.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Dylan Gets a Bath
So, not much is going on in Southern Pines. I will share the most exciting, latest event, however. Dylan got a bath at Petsmart. They have a really nice facility at the back of the store. No doggies behind closed doors and loving handlers. I promised Dylan that when I picked him up he could pick out any toy he wanted. He perused the toy aisle, all the while not believing his good fortune, when he spotted it! The biggest, brightest, squeekiest toy of all. We just call it toy.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Big Birthday Celebration
Ralph's 78th birthday was celebrated in style. On Thursday, R & J went to Finegold's for a dinner of baby back ribs, twice baked potatoes and white cake with chocolate frosting and cookies and cream ice cream.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
For me, it's the generational issue
I for one am so happy with our new President that I am even thankful (in retrospect) that John Kerry lost in 2004. I welcome a new generation of American politics, unmarred by the baggage of Vietnam and the tumult of the 1960s, a specter which has been haunting our every public dialogue and which has hardened our positions and our hearts toward our fellow countreymen for as long as I have been alive.
Election
Without getting political, The Gazette cannot let this day pass without recognizing the significance of the Election of 2008. I was a young, 11 year old innocent back in 1968 when Martin Luther King was assassinated. I say innocent, because racism was something that did not exist in my world. When at school the next day, one of my friends said, "my dad said we are better off without him", for the first time I felt shame. I owe (among many things) my open-minded and accepting nature to my parents who taught Rick and I that we are citizens of a world made up of so many different cultures, all of which have a legitimate and rightful place. This bigotry, I didn't understand.
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Dallas weekend
We're right smack in the middle of Indian Summer - just when I broke out all the sweaters, no dice: in the 80s today. BAH.
Henry the bagel turned a ripe old seven years old this week. He received treats, special dog food, and Rick and Wendy bought him a brand new dog bed. He's deeply thrilled by all of this, and is approaching middle age with quiet dignity.
The Denver Broncos continue to annoy me. Miami? REALLY?
Nonetheless, good times all around. Nothing major to report, but we're all happy and healthy, now that Wendy is over the plague.
Happy Birthday, Dylan!!!
Where have all the kids gone?
Only two trick-or-treaters came by the Richter household on Halloween, despite an enticing assortment of sweet treats that is now unfortunately left for Justin and I to pick at through Thanksgiving.
It was a nice weekend though, with a late-night Halloween party downtown on Friday and a benefit for one of Justin's clients last night. Today, we will try to make a dent in the tons of leaves that have fallen in the past few days and watch the Chiefs break Justin's heart yet again.